With the New Years and Holiday Season closing in, I began brainstorming a list of guys who I would like to party with when the clock strikes midnight. This was not easy for me, as there are a ton of suitable candidates, yet I believe I have put together a group of 5 that would do me and any rational person proud. So here goes...
The Top 5 Guys I'd like to Party With:
1. Derek Jeter
No shocker here. Who better than the Captain and the King of Swag to have as a wing man for the night? Not only has DJ been the face of baseball for the last 17 years, but he is the true definition of a class act. If being the Captain and most beloved player of the New York Yankees weren't enough, it doesn't hurt that Jeter has a twinkle in his eyes that gets the females more "prepped" than a litter of golden retriever puppies. #NoGay
Let's take a look at some of his other statistics that put his 3000 hits to shame...
Adriana Lima
Minka Kelly
Jessica Alba
Mariah Carey
Vida Guerra
Jessica Biel
....and many, MANY more.
Okay, so this one is a bit of a biased pick, as Dwyane Wade has been my favorite player in the NBA since he entered the league in 2003. With that said, there is still no denying that D-Wade would be an incredible addition to the crew. Not only is he a top 3 player in the NBA, but he is also a product of the great city of Chicago. Like Jeter, he is a class act and has an image that spreads far beyond his excellencies on the court. It is also worth mentioning that he currently seeing the ever so sexy Gabrielle Union, you may recognize her from her role in Bad Boys II. #MikeLowwwrey.. Oh right, I guess LeBron could come too. Not Bosh though... he creeps me out.
3. JayZ
Much like Jeter and D-Wade in their respective sports, JayZ is the King of Hip Hop. With a flow that spreads like butter, it's safe to say that JayZ can make anything sound cool. I'd honestly probably spend half the evening trying to get him to say words like, "Gfilte Fish" and "Charoset." #Jews! Would I prefer to wait until Beyonce is through with her pregnancy? Sure. But I'll take what's given to me. In short, Jay Z is the Boss.
4. Wild Card: The Dos Equis Man
No not the actor, but the actual character of "The Most Interesting Man in the World." I know this doesn't technically count as a real person, but it's my wild card pick so get off my @$$ and deal with it. The real Dos Equis man would have enough knowledge and experiences to share for 10 lifetimes... and probably even more. We're talking about the guy who taught Hugh Heffner how to pick up women-- how's that for a night of entertainment? Besides, who wouldn't want to chill with a guy who "once taught a German Shepard to bark... in Spanish"? And I definitely would like to see him bowl "over hand." Also, and, perhaps most importantly, I would love to learn his secret for how "he has never lost a sock." That's just not possible.
5. Tim Tebow
Designated Driver.
- Honorable Mention: Tom Brady
- Second Team: Diddy
Who makes your Top 5?
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