The Bus Driver

For those of you who don't know me on a personal level, I also coach High School Lacrosse. Yesterday I was a little bummed because my guys lost their game. Got back on the bus, and started chatting with the driver (I'll refrain from using his name out of courtesy).

It was the usual chatter, "what other kinda work are you in to?" "you got any females in your life...etc." I explained to him that I had some interests here or there but nothing too serious at the moment. He asked me if I'd ever been in love. To be honest, I was a bit taken back by the question, as I am not typically one to converse about such topics, especially with someone I'd just met. But for some reason I replied, "Once. And ever since, I've had a new found appreciation for those who had been there for me in the past that I just wasn't available for... but even so, we always have that one 'Daisy Buchanan'."

He didn't catch the Gatsby reference, but replied that it took him 67 years to realize what I'd just said. He then went on to tell me about the girl he should have settled down with, but he was never quite ready for.

Eventually they faded apart, lost contact, but he never forgot about her - not for a day. 34 years past, but he still never forgot. 

About a year and a half ago, he bumped into her at a Whole Foods (I don't know why, but there's always something classic about reconnecting at a supermarket...). Anyways, she had gone on to work as a musician and coincidentally had a recital that night. She warmly invited him to come and he was beyond excited to show up and finally be there for her the way he wanted to for all those years. Only in all his excitement, he'd forgotten he had to drive a bus that night - not unlike the one he was driving as he was telling me this story: filled with kids, likely taking them to-and-from a game.

He couldn't make it.

He didn't even have her number to call her and let her know why he wasn't there. For whatever the reason, he decided not to reach out and find her. Time continued to turn and again he lost contact, but still never forgot. At this point I jumped in and asked, "So why not try to find her now?" He smiled and replied, "I turned 67 on March 10th, she passed away March 11th... and now all I can think about is 'what if' I had done it all differently." Everyday since she's passed, he writes to her and tells her all the things he wished he had when he'd had the chance.

.....and I was bummed about losing a lacrosse game.

I flipped on the TV when I got home and Gatsby was on. I watched it through... We all have that Daisy Buchanan.

Final Fraze:
Be cognizant and appreciative of the people who are there for you unconditionally, because at any moment - your time with them could be up. In life, love or any opportunities/endeavors you face, the worst question you could ever ask yourself is, "what if" ==> pick your feet up and find out.

Time is undefeated, but Love is Timeless.

Chael Sonnen "Just Shut Up" Take 2

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Anderson Silva makes good on promise to 

Chael Sonnen at UFC 148

I'm baaacckkkkkkk.

In lieu of this whole Chael Sonnen / Jonny"Bones" Jones feud on twitter, I've found my inspiration to blog again. 

If you recall a one of my previous posts, this is not my first effort to tell Chael Sonnen to "Just Shut Up!" However since the first time clearly didn't do the trick, I figured I'd take another run at it.

Now if you are familiar with the “class(less)-act” that is Chael Sonnen, you’d remember him from his previous feuds with the long-time, reigning “middle-weight” champion, Anderson “The Spider” Silva. In the first fight, there’s no doubt that Sonnen took it to Silva. It was a well-fought fight, but, as I’ve always said, in order to beat the champion, you have to BEAT him—nothing can be left to the judge’s table for decision. In the next fight… well, things didn’t go as well for ole’ Chael. He started off strong in the first round, but then, as promised, Anderson came out in the second and landed a hard body shot to Sonnen that ultimately led to a TKO.

That’ll do for the background check.

Moving onto the situation at hand with Jonny “Bones” Jones, the light heavyweight champ was scheduled to fight Dan Henderson at the Upcoming UFC 151, however Henderson had to pull out due to injury. With Henderson out of the picture, whom else does controversial UFC owner Dana White turn to, but his new favorite pupil Chael Sonnen.

It’s no shocker that White has been using Sonnen to bring in that “WWE” element into the UFC for sometime. He has that a$$hole, loud mouth mentality that people just want to see get shut – Cheers to Silva for already doing that TWICE. – With that said, to his credit, Sonnen is definitely a bad dude in the cage. The former Oregon wrestler has 27 wins in his 40 mixed martial arts fights and has won many of them in dominating fashion. Even the fights he has lost are typically absolute brawls. That’ll do for the Sonnen praise, as I’m already starting to get sick.

Refocusing back on UFC 151, Jones rejected the offer to fight Sonnen as Henderson’s replacement and as of this afternoon the championship title match has been canceled.

In response, Sonnen has lashed out at the “Light-Heavyweight” Champion via twitter in a series of spiteful and immature tweets. I’ll list a few:

Making up tweets from another fighter, Chael, really? I guess that’s what you can expect from Dana White’s puppet. I thought Dana’s pec’s were looking a bit larger than usual, but I wasn’t aware he was harvesting milk for the winless title fighter too. #TooMuch? #NotEnough.

Now before you go ragging on Jones for rejecting the fight and shelling out this whole “Fighters mentality ” BS that the vast majority of the public has zero experience or background to provide even a #BuschLeague perspective about, let’s look at this from the perspective of Jonny Bones:

1.    Jones has been training for months now to fight Dan Henderson, NOT Chael Sonnen. It takes months of preparation for a fight—would you ever see Floyd “Money” Mayweather jump into the boxing ring 8 DAYS before a fight with a top ranked contender? Absolutely not.

2.    Chael Sonnen and Dan Henderson are Team Quest teammates. This means that Sonnen has undoubtedly trained for and/or altered his fighting style to act as Jones in the gym to aid Henderson in the preparation for his fight, giving him an unfair advantage— even if he is less talented.

3.    Sonnen literally just got his bell rung in his rematch with Anderson Silva for a belt a couple months ago. He does not deserve another shot at a belt in a DIFFERENT weight class right now—that $hit needs to be earned.

Final Fraze 

I could go on for hours on this topic, but to avoid dragging this on any further, I’ll leave it at that because even those three points are enough for any smart fighter to take a step back and say “Kindly, F*ck off.”

Chael, if you want to fight Jones, win your next fight against Forrest Griffin (no chance), fight your way up in the light-heavy division, train, and earn it—that’s the RIGHT thing to do. But then again, since when has Chael Sonnen or Dana White given two $hits about doing things the right way? #FoodForThought

Great to be back!

Til next time,

-Fraze

North Ave. -- First Look

What's good guys? My apologies again to those of you who actually look forward to reading my blog posts-- just been a bit preoccupied with this new tape and haven't gotten around to it. Anyways, we're dropping my new Summer Track, **North Ave.** today at noon so just wanted to check in with y'all and give ya the background on the song and what's to come in the next couple weeks.

So this new track, I'm actually pretty stoked about it. For those of you who know me best, you know that I'm never satisfied with any of my work. Well, for once (and you can quote me on this), I am thankful and humbled to admit that I am the closest I've ever been to being satisfied and can't wait to drop it for y'all. #BartScott.

To put shortly, North Ave. highlights "Summertime in the Chi." It's about kicking back and cruising down to the beach with your friends for some good old fashioned fun in the sun-- I know that sounds corny as f*ck, but deal with it. The beat has that Melo chill and is a remix of the popularized song, "Body On Me." Once we release the track this afternoon, we'll begin shooting clips all week to put together a fun little video. With that said, don't hesitate to get at me and/or send me any clips of you and your friends jamming to the song over the week and I'll try my best to work everyone in! Additionally, we're attempting to set up a show at Castaways on North Ave. to debut the song-- stay tuned for more info on that one.

Other than North Ave, we've also been working on a few other tracks with a completely different feel. I don't want to get into to much detail on those, but I can tell you that the other two tracks are called **Wings Clipped (Angels Gotta Fly)** and **Poetic Romance (How you do?).**  Heading back into the studio this Tuesday (July 3rd) to lay down a few more so definitely be looking for updates and sneak-peeks then!

So without further adieu,  I hope y'all like it and, once it drops at NOON, please PLEASE remember to post it up, share it and play it! Play it for your mother, your brother, your sister, your goldfish-- any and all! Let's get it out there together and I'll try my best to do the rest!

Much love and get at me to let me know whatcha think!

LYRICS

~North Ave.~

Summertime in the Chi, everybody lookin' fly, get a little high pass it to the next guy,
Grab ya girl n ya know what to do-- everybody's hittin' North Avenue

Summertime swingin' 'round, Everybody's gettin' down on some crown,
That I found on the ground, You can tell by the sound,
everybody's gettin' loud, all the boys are gettin' rowdy n' the hunnies let it out,

Yeh-- they let it out, while they scream n they shout,
Do a little hanky panky shake that booty all about,
Ain't no doubt-- gotcha mapped like a route,
Bout to explore ya every inch, look ya down from North to South

You know them Chi-Town girls are just ageless,
I love them slammin' bodies and they curves are outrageous,
Try to take 'em home, man that shit is courageous,
Spreadin' love like the flu, yeh it's true-- they contagious

Summertime in the Chi, everybody lookin' fly, get a little high pass it to the next guy,
Grab ya girl n ya know what to do-- everybody's hittin' North Avenue (2x)

We at that city beach-- North Avenue,
Lake Michigan-- shinin' cubby blue,

Hit up that Castaways-- grab another drink,
So many hunnies walkin' by you don't wanna blink,

You just wanna stare, and it isn't fair,
But then she catch you n' you know that she don't really care,

Yeh that's how it is-- up in Chi-city,
The winter's rough, but the summer's lookin' mighty pretty,

Ya tryin' to get tan girl so here's my notion
Forget the SPF-- let me cover ya with Flow-tion

Splashin' in the water, rollin' in the sand,
I'm gettin' lost in her buoys-- like it's Neverland.

Summertime in the Chi, everybody lookin' fly, get a little high pass it to the next guy,
Grab ya girl n ya know what to do-- everybody's hittin' North Avenue (2x)

Yeh we dryin' off-- in the summer rays,
Stooky rolls it up so we can get a little blaze,
When the sun sets-- it gon' get craze,
You'll see me beamin' while they screamin' out for B-Fraze

---So if you down then sing with it me,
cuz I do it for my boys n I do it for my biddy,
Pass the bottle round, let's just get a little shitty,
Sing it loud, sing it proud--throw it down for my city

Summertime in the Chi, everybody lookin' fly, get a little high pass it to the next guy,
Grab ya girl n ya know what to do-- everybody's hittin' North Avenue (2x)

Summertime in the Chi--- yeh, yeh, we reppin' Chi-Town
Summer time in the Chi--- yeh. yeh you know how it is

Summertime in the Chi, everybody lookin' fly, get a little high pass it to the next guy,

 Grab ya girl n ya know what to do-- everybody's hittin' North Avenue

The Final Fraze

As I watched the clock tick down in the fourth quarter of our playoff game Friday evening, it finally hit me that my four years as a student and a lacrosse player at the University of Kansas was coming to an end. I looked myself down, admired the crimson and blue colors on my uniform and knew that this would be the last time I would be standing between the pipes at a competitive level—well, as competitive as Division 1 “club” lacrosse can get, but I’m having a moment here so cut me some slack. 

Anyways, I circled the crease a couple times, tapped the pipes with my cleats, felt the turf and tried, for the first time in my athletic career, to soak in and appreciate the 5 minutes that I had left in cage.

That was the fastest 5 minutes of my life.

Time is a funny thing. It’s something we’re all short of, yet we cannot fully appreciate it until it has passed. Throughout the semester, a close friend would constantly text me to urge me to enjoy practice, enjoy playing and to leave happy. If there’s one thing I regret in my 4 seasons at KU, it’s that I never really listened to that advice. Until those final 5 minutes, I never really took a second to step back and smell the roses and I never really allowed myself to fully appreciate the opportunity and the gift that I was given.

For those of you who know me best, you know that I am, if anything, hyper-competitive. I hate losing more than anything on this earth, even more than salmon—and I hate salmon.  

Day after day, practice after practice I would return home angry about something I could have done better. I was never satisfied and was constantly critiquing my performance. In many ways, this quality has proved to be beneficial. I had undoubtedly my best season to date, and, more importantly, our team did too. This drive is also applicable to many other aspects in my life, whether it is with school work, music, videos…etc. I am by far my biggest critic. With that said, living a life with a constant hunger is to live a life knowing you will never be fully satisfied. And to live a life without satisfaction is one that will leave you a with constant feeling of emptiness—no matter how full your stomach is.

Now I’m not saying I’ve had a huge revelation and am going to change my mentality all together, but again, it all buckles down to this “time” thing. 

Growing up, I listened to all the crazy stories my dad would tell me about his college days and I always thought, “I can’t wait to get there.” The one thing he would reiterate to me was to enjoy my time there, because it goes quick— Well, Dad, I think I speak for myself, and every other graduating senior when I say you could not have been more right.

That $h!t flied.

There’s that old cliché saying that “time flies when you’re having fun” and it’s true. But I’m here today to challenge that a bit. I’m here to remind you all that “time flies—period.”

Sure, pulling an all-nighter to cram for that bull$h!t gen-ed course—knowing you’re bound to forget all the material by 5pm that day—seemed like it lasted a century at the time, but how about right now? A blur, right? Now #That$h!tCray, Kanye.

At halftime of our game, I urged my teammates to leave everything on the field. To give this final 30 minutes absolutely everything they had so at the end of the game, win or lose, we knew we gave it our all. Coming into this game, our team was bumped, bruised and beat up in every which way you could imagine. We were short on numbers and missing some key players, but I know that for at least those last 30 minutes, they gave it their all. Although we made a push at the end of the game, it just wasn’t enough and we came up short, thus, marking the end of my athletic career.

Maybe that’s why I’m writing today—to serve as a reminder that time just doesn’t fly when you’re having fun, but time flies—period.

In the 4 years I’ve spent at KU, I can’t recall every time I’ve gotten drunk. I can’t recall every time I’ve been to a basketball game. I can’t even recall every time I’ve gotten laid—sorry Ma. But what I can recall, are the people that have been right there with me from the start. I guess this ties into the whole “it’s not the memories you have, but who you share them with” idea. It’s about sharing your life and creating memories with the people you care about and with the people who care about you.

New friends are picked up and dropped in college like 3hr credits each semester. People come into your life when it’s relevant or convenient and disappear faster than a 4.0 GPA freshman year. And that’s okay. People have their own motives and intentions, as they should. But from my experiences, I’ve learned that it’s important to never hold anyone to your own expectations, if you do, then you’re setting yourself up for disappointment. It’s great to have a lot of friends, relationships…etc., all I’m saying is, find the people who you know in your heart of hearts will be there for you at the drop of a hat, and cherish them when they are.

Final Fraze: Graduating From The Golden Years

When I wrote my first single, “Golden Years” this past January, what I was thinking about was essentially the time leading up to graduation. The chorus plays, “This is the song that is gonna make you wanna shout, so let it flow—don’t hold it in, let it out. Time goes fast soon we gonna have to face our fears, but while we here let’s throw it down for the Golden Years.”

Now that the lacrosse season is officially over, graduation is approaching and me and my fellow seniors will soon be out in the real world, I guess my advice to those of you who still have time remaining in school or in any endeavors in life would be to not wait until half-time to realize the clock is ticking. Don’t wait until the final 5 minutes to appreciate the moment and the opportunity you’ve been given. And don’t wait until it’s too late to appreciate the people who have been at your side from the get-go. Appreciate them now, cherish them now and live for right now.

Finally, never leave yourself wondering, “what if?”—Get off your @$$, and go find out. After all, there’s no better time than now. Time flies—#period.

Much love and all the best,

-Fraze

New Release: The Voicemail

Thanks to everyone's effort to help me achieve my goal of reaching 1000 views for "Golden Years" on YouTube in just under a month, I am dropping my new single "The Voicemail" three days before its set release date of February 8!

Can't thank you guys enough for the support. One week ago, this track was just a thought in my head, now I'm all set and ready to bring it to you all-- crazy what we can do these days with technology and a little inspiration, isn't it?

With that said, let's get to the track... #1000thanks and enjoy.
-bfw

 

-The Voicemail-

Yo I'm scrolling through my phone- girl just starin' at your name,

Pullin' out my f*ckin' hair cuz I hate this f*ckin' game,

Yeh, I'm stressin' really hard and I'm fillin' up with blame,

Girl ya got me in a funk-- it's like I'm wakin' up with pain

I love ya laugh and I love ya little smile,

but thinkin' bout ya hurts cuz I ain't seen ya in awhile,

We could really make this work-- so let's just runna lil trial,

Instead ya toss me to the crocs-- yeh, I'm drownin' like the Nile

You see these other girls really ain't my style,

Take they daddy's card n they charge 'em like a rhino,

Hit the spray tan-- cuz they lookin' albino

But ladies do ya thing- yeh, what the hell do I know?

   

Ain't it sad though? That's how love go.

Finally find a Philly and the Philly f*cks with my flow?

Take my f*ckin' heart and ya string it like a Yoyo,

I'ma call ya Mrs. Claus-- b!tch ya actin' like a HoHo

"Even though you actin' wack, girl I always gotcha back, that's fact, yeh you are my one and only choice,
Wanna be there everyday, Put your message on replay, I know it's lame, but I only wanna hear your voice." (2x)

Give me the opportunity, for unity,

Girl I'm talkin' you and me, Can't ya see

This could be our destiny-- 

so I ain't gon' "Let It Be."

-- no disrespect to the Beatles,

I'm cravin' for your love-- lick my finga's like they cheetos,

That's one thing that's for sure-- just like Jersey with its Guido's

Ya cut me really deep-- it's like you like to watch me bleedo

--Gotta veto

--girl stop puttin' me on hold,

I'm tryin' to be supportive but this sh!t is gettin' old,

Ya dealin me some deuces-- I ain't eva gonna fold,

I'ma bet on me and you, I'll double-down-- I'm feelin' bold

-- Yeh

Gotta shape up-- go on getcha sh!t together,

This sh!t is gettin' Messi-- like we divin' for the header,

F*ck that other dude-- you should stick with me instead'er

Don't wanna hear excuses, cuz you know I'll do it better

You keep pushin' me away-- but I ain't eva gonna letcha

"Even though you actin' wack, girl I always gotcha back, that's fact, yeh you are my one and only choice,
Wanna be there everyday, Put your message on replay, I know it's lame, but I only wanna hear your voice." (2x)

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What do you guys think of the new track? Get at me on twitter (@BrianFraze) and let me know! Always love any and all feedback.

First Look: "The Voicemail"

So after the January 13 release of my first MixTape "Opening Fraze," I'm all set and ready to put out a new single this Wednesday, February 8th. The track is called, "The Voicemail" and it has a bit of a different feel to it than some of my work.

With The Voicemail, I tried to open up a bit and show a little more of the sensitive side-- yes, believe it or not I have one. The beat I sampled is a jazzy remix of "To Live and Die in L.A." by 2pac-- I know, bold move remixing one of pac's hits, but I think I gave this one a totally different feel with the lyrics/flow and was able to make this one my own.

On a side-note, I think I set a personal record with this track. I got the inspiration to write it at around 9pm on Sunday evening (January 29) and was finished by 9:45. Busted out the mic the next day and two takes later it was done. "#PatsSelfOnTheBack"

The Voicemail follows the storyline of a guy reaching out to his girl through a voice message to let her know that it's time for her to get her act together and "even though she's been acting wack, he'll always have her back,"-- chorus spoiler alert? Kinda sorta.

Also, keep your ears open for a vocal cameo from the lovely Ms. Chelsea Jacobson at the beginning of the track-- thanks Chels!

Final Fraze
As stated above, The Voicemail is set to be released Wednesday, February 8th. HOWEVER: If my first single, "Golden Years" hits 1000 views on YouTube before the 8th... I will drop The Voicemail right then and there! I'd love to get this out to you guys as quickly as possible so I'm counting on everyone to help spread the word! Can't do it by myself!

Much love and Keep it Cheaaal.

Golden Years

 Check out the single track "Golden Years" feat' Jocelyn Buchanan, off my upcoming mix-tape "Opening Fraze!"

Golden Years

Kickin' back with my boys-- get a little drunk,
Lay out some green-- n' Stooky rolls little blunt,
We Super Smash-- gonna hit 'em with the Falcon Punch,
We startin early-- man I'm eatin dinner with my lunch,

It settles in n' we start to get a little blaze,
I'm feelin dizzy-- yeh my life is foggy, in a haze,
Time is flyin, man what happened to our brighter days?
I was just Brian, now the shorty's scream for Mista Fraze.

I lay in bed, late at night and I wonder why,
How is it time, has just crept up on n' passed me by?

A couple months-- then we on our own to face our fears,
But while we here, let's throw one down for the Golden Years.
 

This is the song that is gonna make ya wanna shout,
So let it flow, don't hold it in-- let it out,
Time goes fast, soon we gonna have to face our fears,

But while we here, let's raise one up for the Golden Years.

But while we here, let's throw one down for the Golden Years.

Golden Years. These are our Golden Years. These are our Golden Years. These are our Golden Years.

A little later and the hunnies start to roll by,
Tilt my cap, shine my kicks-- lookin' real fly,
Clean up the crib-- cuz it's lookin' like a pig sty,
I grab a bottle-- all homies down throw five,

We rollin' out-- got the sober driver handy,
I'll take ya shot-- even though it taste like candy,
I don't mind-- cuz it makes us feel real dandy,
Name it Austin Powers, yeh we startin to get randy

Stumblin' home and we lookin' for the night cap,
Blast some tunes, find yer girl, play some booty tap,
--not too hard or yer bound to get a face slap,
but shake it off-- c'mon girl-- have a little laugh.

Life's too short, it'll all be gone before ya know,
Can't be stressed, filled with hate-- gotta let it go, 
Cuz Ya Only Live Once-- like YOLO
This is our time, it's our Golden Years-- so let it flow.
  

This is the song that is gonna make ya wanna shout,
So let it flow, don't hold it in-- let it out,
Time goes fast, soon we gonna have to face our fears,

But while we here, let's throw one for the Golden Years.

 But while we here, let's throw one down for the Golden Years.

Golden Years. These are our Golden Years. These are our Golden Years. These are our Golden Years.

This is the song that is gonna make ya wanna shout,
So let it flow, don't hold it in-- let it out,
Time goes fast, soon we gonna have to face our fears,

But while we here, let's throw one for the Golden Years.

 But while we here, let's raise it UP for the Golden Years. (3x)

Five Guys I'd Like to Party With

With the New Years and Holiday Season closing in, I began brainstorming a list of guys who I would like to party with when the clock strikes midnight. This was not easy for me, as there are a ton of suitable candidates, yet I believe I have put together a group of 5 that would do me and any rational person proud. So here goes...

The Top 5 Guys I'd like to Party With:

1. Derek Jeter

No shocker here. Who better than the Captain and the King of Swag to have as a wing man for the night? Not only has DJ been the face of baseball for the last 17 years, but he is the true definition of a class act. If being the Captain and most beloved player of the New York Yankees weren't enough, it doesn't hurt that Jeter has a twinkle in his eyes that gets the females more "prepped" than a litter of golden retriever puppies. #NoGay

Let's take a look at some of his other statistics that put his 3000 hits to shame...

"The Many Girlfriends of Derek Jeter."

Adriana Lima

Minka Kelly

Jessica Alba

Mariah Carey

Vida Guerra

Jessica Biel

....and many, MANY more.

2. Dwyane Wade

Okay, so this one is a bit of a biased pick, as Dwyane Wade has been my favorite player in the NBA since he entered the league in 2003. With that said, there is still no denying that D-Wade would be an incredible addition to the crew. Not only is he a top 3 player in the NBA, but he is also a product of the great city of Chicago. Like Jeter, he is a class act and has an image that spreads far beyond his excellencies on the court. It is also worth mentioning that he currently seeing the ever so sexy Gabrielle Union, you may recognize her from her role in Bad Boys II. #MikeLowwwrey.. Oh right, I guess LeBron could come too. Not Bosh though... he creeps me out.

3. JayZ

Much like Jeter and D-Wade in their respective sports, JayZ is the King of Hip Hop. With a flow that spreads like butter, it's safe to say that JayZ can make anything sound cool. I'd honestly probably spend half the evening trying to get him to say words like, "Gfilte Fish" and "Charoset." #Jews! Would I prefer to wait until Beyonce is through with her pregnancy? Sure. But I'll take what's given to me. In short, Jay Z is the Boss.

4. Wild Card: The Dos Equis Man

No not the actor, but the actual character of "The Most Interesting Man in the World." I know this doesn't technically count as a real person, but it's my wild card pick so get off my @$$ and deal with it. The real Dos Equis man would have enough knowledge and experiences to share for 10 lifetimes... and probably even more. We're talking about the guy who taught Hugh Heffner how to pick up women-- how's that for a night of entertainment? Besides, who wouldn't want to chill with a guy who "once taught a German Shepard to bark... in Spanish"? And I definitely would like to see him bowl "over hand." Also, and, perhaps most importantly, I would love to learn his secret for how "he has never lost a sock." That's just not possible.

5. Tim Tebow

Designated Driver.

- Honorable Mention: Tom Brady
- Second Team: Diddy

Who makes your Top 5?
Leave your comments with the Top 5 people who you would like to party with on the blog below!

All He Does Is Win.

Well, he did it again. And this time, it was against my beloved Bears. And I have to admit, looking at it from the other end, it really sucks when you’re team gets “Tebow'ed.”

After watching the game, I sat in silence and wrecked my brain about how Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos can continue to do what they do in the 4^th Quarter. I began speaking with my friend, Michael, who is also a diehard Bears fan. Michael, being the outspoken Christian that he is, credited the win to G-d. He explained to me and in a wonderfully written post that G-d rewards those who give praise to him and Tim Tebow is the opitome of faith.

Now, being the critical minded individual that I am, I’m not sure I buy into the idea that the big guy upstairs is wearing a Tebow jersey. I do believe however that Tim Tebow’s faith has a lot to do with his success. I believe that Tim Tebow believes that G-d has a plan for him that is greater than football and that win or lose, G-d will still love him. I believe it is this belief, that frees Tim Tebow from worry or doubt and allows him to turn into the otherworldly “force of competitive nature” that he is in the 4^th Quarter—that’ll do for all the belief stuff for now.

Let’s look at the stats.

In the first 3 quarters, Tebow was 3/16 with a QB rating of 13. With that said, he had  three drops from Eric Decker and three drops from Demaryius Thomas. Tack those on and we’re looking at 9/16, which is not nearly as bad.

Then he gets intercepted on an incredibly acrobatic move by Peanut Tillman, but did that shake him? No. If you watched that game, you’d see Tebow actually ran over to Tillman and gave him props as the two laughed about it. In response to the pic, Tebow comes right back at Peanut the next drive and delivers a perfectly thrown toss to Demaryius Thomas that would have undeniably been a TD had he not dropped it.

4^th Quarter.

With just under five minutes to go, the Broncos got the ball back and the clock finally struck Tebow Time. T-squared goes 7/7 on the drive, topping it off with a TD pass to Demaryius Thomas who was finally able to chip some of the cement off of his hands.

Even after the Broncos failed to get the onside kick back, I knew that unfortunately, it was far from over.

The Broncos D comes up with a stop, Marion Barber runs out of bounds and before you know it, Tebow was back on the field leading the Donkeys down to set up a 59 yard field goal that may as well have been, and, probably was, blessed by G-d.

I knew it was over the second we went into OT.

It didn't matter that the Bears had won the toss. It didn't matter that Robbie Gould had just set a franchise record for the longest kick in Bears history. And it didn't matter that Caleb Hanie had finally put together a nice little drive to get us in field goal range, because it was/has been made clear over the last six weeks that there is some greater power working through Tebow and this Broncos team that simply will not allow them to lose. Call it will, call it faith, call it whatever the heck you want, all I know is, in the words of Skip Bayless, "All He Does Is Win."

 

DJ Porter: Tim Tebow - "All He Does Is Win" 

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The thing that makes me sick about all of this is that I found myself, to the slightest extent, pulling for him to do it. Even as a diehard Bears fan, I wanted to see if he could keep this magic going. And when he did, I wasn't even mad. Did I want my Bears to lose? Absolutely not. Do  I think this game would have had a different outcome had Cutty and Forte been active? Undeniably. But there is just something about this kid that makes you say, "Okay Tim, let's see what you got" and week after week, he continues to make even great defenses like the Chicago Bears eat their own words. On his last 3 drives, Tebow went 13-17 with 130 Pass, yes pass, yards and and helped the Broncos put 13 points on the board. He is always humble and refuses to accept "Tebow Time," and, as seen in his post game interview, merely refers to it as "Broncos Time." #TeamFirst. With a game against Tom Brady and the New England Patriots next week, it will be interesting to see if  he can continue pulling the rabbit out of his hat, but, at this point, who are we to say he can't? #BallerStatus  

"No Hate" (On My Block Remix)

Check out the first verse of my track, No Hate. It is a remix of Scarface's On My Block that will be featured on my first mix-tape entitled, of course-- Opening Fraze. #WhatElse? As for the rest of the track, it is still a work in progress and I don't want to spoil anything, but I'm hoping to attach a couple other names on it with me.

With the classic Scarface beat, No Hate focuses on all the love I have for the great city of Chicago, while at the same time bringing to focus many of the corruptions that we are faced with today.

Give it a look and always enjoy any and all feedback. Hope you like it and stay tuned! #MuchLove

No Hate (On My Block Remix)

Born and raised in the Chi,

Where we always lookin fly,

And our dreams are as big as the scrapers in the sky.

Not everybody makes it,

But everybody try,

And when I see them haters hatin’ man it makes me wanna cry.

I ask G-d why,

 Why Lord do we hate?

And discriminate—on those who are great?

It makes me irate,

When we fuckin’ with there fate,

We should open up our arms,

Lead’m through that Golden Gate.

But not the bridge man,

I’m from the land of the Fridge man,

Lincoln, Pippen, Jordan—flyin’ high,

Drive-bys, Wise-guys,

And there ain’t no denies that we are the king of pies—

I’m talkin’ deep dish—if ya wish,

   We’ll serve it up on a platter,

While we climbin’ to the top on our Chi-Town latter.

Kids slangin’ on the streets and nothin’ makes me sadder-- It's crazy mad, like the hatter. 

But don’t shake ya head, shed a tear or send pity,

We all raised tough in the real Gothem City.

This eruption of corruption is leading us from grace,

Politicians runnin’ shit like Harvey-2-Face,

Ain’t got no—dark knight, black, white, straight or gay,

Cuz when the winter comes,

Man, we’ll all be livin’ gray.

Rain, sleet or snow, man, we always come to play,

That’s why I love my fuckin’ block,

And I’m thankful for each day—hit it.

Champion Swag

Well our friends over at Champion USA have done it again. After hooking up the #KUlax team with a generous supply of sweats, shorts, dry-fits, pinnies and compressions for the season last spring, I didn't think they could possibly outdo themselves this year. Well, in short, they did.

When we entered the gym today, our team was blessed with a box filled with some of the sickest pinnies I have seen to date. Now you have to understand that among the lacrosse community,  a good pinny is like showing up to the party with a perfect-10. It's the kind of thing that makes you proud to rep and excited to gloat to your friends and former teammates about. For this reason, I would like to send my grateful appreciation to the fine people over at Champion USA for providing me and my teammates with our dime-piece for the spring-- not counting our team managers, of course. #dope

Blue (Front)

White (back)

To pick up some great Champion gear of you own, check out their site at www.ChampionUSA.com

Patience is a Virtue

Just wanted to send out an apology for the lack of posts lately. This year, I've been working hard to expand my talents from the video world, to the literary, and now, to the music industry as well. Over the last few months, I have quietly begun writing and recording my own music with the goal to put out a mix-tape by the end of the Fall Semester.

As I am nearing my deadline, I ask that you bare with me for the next few weeks as I buckle down and try to put a final product out there that I can be proud of. Maybe I'll even release a track or two before then...? Stay tuned. #PatienceIsAVirtue

"My Block" - 2pac

Check out the remix beat to 2pac's hit "My Block." #King

"I'm Just A Jock Who Likes to Shower With Little Boys."

...WHAT?!

First I would like to extend my apologies for my absence over the last week or so, as I have been battling a cold and am working hard to release some new material after Thanksgiving break. But, in light of the Jerry SanDeutschsky scandal at Pen15 State, I just had to chime back in.

Before I rip this guy a new one, let's look at a timeline of events during Sandusky's tenor at PSU:

1969: Sandusky is hired at Penn State

1977: Sandusky founds The Second Mile Charity foundation for boys-- think he had an alterior motive?

1980's: Helped PSU win a couple titles-- blah, blah no one cares

1994-98: Three cases of Sandusky sexually assaulting 8-10 year old boys are reported

1999: Sandusky retires

Here's where I'll stop the timeline for a second. By 1999, Sandusky had retired as a coach from Penn State, yet the staff and campus police still let him maintain an active role with the team. One year later (in 2000), a janitor apparently spotted Sandusky going down on a 10-11 year old kid in the showers, but for whatever the reason may be, he is still hanging around after that.

The icing on the cake comes in 2002, when Ginger Assistant -- check that, Graduate Assistant --  Mike McQueary walked in on Sandusky performing anal sex on a young boy. Call me nuts, but I just can't help but think that one's moral values would kick in at this time, and, at the very least, call out, "Hey, Jerr, buddy, maybeeee you shouldn't be doing that." Rather than stepping in, McQueary went and told his dad-- What are you, a 5-year-old?

Finally the news gets brought to Joe Pa, who brings the incident to the Athletic Director and so on.

But this was 9 years ago now. How in the world did the Penn State allow this monster to continue to be a presence at practice and around the campus? Not only that, in 2007,  Sandusky began to bring around one of the apparent victims, even though he had been banned from bringing children on campus-- yeah, they really stuck it to him...

Sandusky was arrested on November 5, and spoke out for the first time yesterday evening in an interview with Sports Reporter, Bob Costas. In the interview, Sandusky denied all allegations of sexual actions with young boys as his attorney explained that he is "just your typical, fun-spirited jock," -- oh yeah sure, just your classic case of a 60-year-old jock who likes to shower with young boys-- #VintageSandusky. In defense of the 40 criminal accounts against him, Sandusky replied, 

"I have horsed around with kids. I -- I have showered after workouts. I have hugged them and I have touched their leg. Without intent of sexual contact..." 

good luck, bro.

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Other than the overall well-being of the victims, the one thing about this Penn State scandal that just really picks at me is that no one took the initiative to step in directly and handle the situation. Now, I can understand that this must have been an extremely delicate situation for Joe Pa and the staff to handle, as Sandusky was one of their loyal associates for years. And I get that it would be difficult to turn in a trusted friend for allegations that would undeniably ruin his life. With that said, if you witness or have knowledge of a 60-year-old man that has been sexually assaulting young boys, it is your moral duty to step in and do something about it. It is an absolute shame that a beloved and well-respected coach like Joe Paterno had to be cut loose on what was likely to be the final season of his 44-year tenor at Penn State; however, in this situation, merely telling your superior is not enough.

Lax 'n Junk

Today I've decided to do a little self promo and toss up a couple of my own videos on the page.

For those of you who are not familiar with my work, a little while back, I got the idea to start video-taping random rants to send to my friends, mainly for the purpose of keeping myself entertained during my 8hr drives from Chicago to Lawrence. Eventually, this evolved into the development of my own YouTube series from the road called, "just a thought: The Life of a Lax Bro."

This summer, I was fortunate to travel to Mexico to shoot my newest video "Laxico," in which I once again tossed on my Lax Bro persona in search for a non-existent Mexican Lacrosse. The video also features music from our boy, up-coming Hip-Hop artist Matt Easton. The humor is extremely dry and everything was shot from my iPhone. Hope you like the videos and if not, well... How's ya motha? #Enjoy

 

If you like what you saw, hook a dude up with some 'likes' on YouTube and spread the good word!

Much appreciated,
-bfw

Things Longer Than Kim Kardashian's Marriage

The 72-day hike that was the Humphries-Kardashian marriage came to an end on Monday, confirming to the world that Kim Kardashian's love life is still very much the "butt" of every joke-- #PunIntended.

In response to this short-lived lifetime commitment, the twitter world lashed out with the trending hashtag -- #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage -- this should be fun.

So here goes, #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage...

The Ray-Jay sex tape.

Rebecca Black's career.

The NBA lockout.

LeBron's hairline.

Mini-Me's height chart.

An episode of Chloe & Lamar.

HBO commercial breaks.

A Halloween costume's shelf-life.

Lindsey Lohan's coke lines.

A virgin's first time.

Devin Hester's vocabulary.

That'll do...

Now I hate to be insensitive during Kim's time of hardship, but considering the massive publicity stunt that was "Kim's Fairytale Wedding," which only led to her Guinness Book worthy, short courtship with Chris Humphries, I really can't let this one go. Speaking of the unemployed athlete, what the H-E-double hockey sticks was he thinking? Everyone knows if you're going to bang a Kardashian, you're at LEAST supposed to get a championship out of it-- just ask Reggie Bush and Lamar Odom.

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If Chris Humphries couldn't stick it out long enough to get a ring, there must be really something wrong with the amature porn star-- or is it reality TV? Let's go with the porn. Either way, I'm sure Kim Kardashian is already well on her way to her next engagement, I'm thinking TO or Chad OchoCinco--- they've already got their own shows. #MyPrediction

Let's have some fun with this. Toss up some of your own posts with the hashtag: #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage

Does Anyone Watch The Simpsons Anymore?

After 23 seasons, the multi-billion dollar series that is The Simpsons is facing cancellation after the talent and 20th Century Fox have yet to agree on a contract settlement. The new contract, would require the voice actors to receive a 45% pay cut from their current $500K/episode-- talk about roughing it.

As we near the potential end of an era, the question I pose to you is-- does anybody care?

For years, The Simpsons has dominated the Sunday night Prime-Time slot on Fox and I have always wondered why. Call me bias, but I've really never been a fan of the show. Sure, I watched the occasional episode back in the day because it was the only "somewhat" vulgar cartoon on television, but that all ended when South Park and Family Guy hit the scene.

In attempt to remove all prior dispositions of the show, I tuned into Fox to watch the new Halloween Episode last night and, as expected, I found myself disappointed. Although the episode did prove to be more relevant than I had anticipated -- making references to Dexter & I'll give them Avatar even though that craze is well past its prime --  it portrayed relatively the same slap-happy humor I'd seen ten years ago and struggled to get a chuckle out of me.

Audiences today require a greater level of entertainment than the typical "D'OH!" jokes that have forever immortalized The Simpsons. The trend in comedy has definitely shifted toward the dry, educated approach, a style of which appears to be out of The Simpsons scope.

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Putting my personal opinion of The Simpsons aside for a moment, you cannot help but have a degree of respect for a show that has reigned on Prime-Time TV for longer than many of us have been alive. The characters are among the most recognized in television history and the show has acquired a fan base that is second-to-none. With that said, The Simpsons is undeniably past its prime and is beginning to seem like the veteran employee that everyone just wishes would retire. For this reason, I would like to direct my Final Fraze at the Board of Executives over at 20th Century Fox:
Show your most successful franchise some respect, pay the actors, give the fans one more season and pull the plug. #DoItRight

What do you guys think:
Is it time to pull the plug on the Simpsons? Or, more importantly, does anyone really care?

The Roots - "Make My"- feat. Big K.R.I.T.

New track by The Roots -- "Make My"- feat. Big K.R.I.T. -- (s/o to Lax_Brah for the find)

#QuestLoveSwag

What do you guys think?

The White Mamba Unleashed In Italy: Brian Scalabrine

Brian Scalabrine, a.k.a "The White Mamba," a.k.a "The Ginga Ninja," a.k.a "Michael Rapaport," has been tearing it up overseas.

Before the lockout, the Red-Headed Monster's role with the Chicago Bulls was best served as a fan attraction and for getting Noah a hot pretzel during time-outs. Of course, there was the constant hope that Derrick Rose would completely take over the game, allowing for Scalabrine to get 2-3 minutes of PT at the end of the 4th Quarter-- #FingersCrossed.

Anytime Scalabrine steps foot on the court, the crowd absolutely erupts. You'd think MJ had come back to reenact "The Shot" of the 1989 NBA Finals. But no, it's the 6'9, 235lb lug that is Brian Scalabrine-- gotta love'm.

As the NBA lockout proceeds, many players have sought to pursue their talents overseas.
JR Smith for example, was recently signed by a team in China and guaranteed he would score a triple-double... in every single game. I know the altitude change from Denver to Beijing won't have too much of an effect on your ups, but I still think you're setting the bar a bit high there JR.

Focusing back to the Italian Scallion, since Scalabrine signed his one-year contract with Benetton Treviso back in September, he has been taking over the court like marinara on angel hair. He's currently Benetton's second-leading scorer, racking up 18pts, 3 boards and a steal in his 34 minutes of play against Avellino last weekend. Check out Scalabrine's dominant performance below:

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Scalabrine's effort overseas is a valient one, yet only a further recognition of how superior American basketball is to the rest of the world. It's great to see him succeeding against elite international teams, but I'd much rather have his enthusiasm right back on the Bulls bench where he belongs. Although an entertaining read, this story ultimately ties in to the overlying problem that is the NBA lockout. If the NBPA and the owners cannot decide on a settlement soon, I'm afraid we will be seeing players of a much great caliber traveling overseas and I think we can all agree that we would not want that to happen. #ENDTHELOCKOUT!

Creative Acts of Vandalism

 
While I was indulging in a delicious sub at Cheeba Hut this past weekend, I took notice that the soda fountain had some unusual, yet relatively creative images depicted on the ice and ice tea dispenser's-- rapper's "Ice Cube" and "Ice-T" (as seen above).

Now before we get out of hand here, in no way am I condoning acts of vandalism. But, as long as it happens, I suppose the most creative acts shouldn't go unrecognized. So I searched the web and found a few more creative ways others vandalized perfectly well meaning signs. #Enjoy.

The man.

Probably skipped grade school.

Ha.

Wonder how big the computer is?

This actually makes sense.

Solution.

Props to www.happyplace.com for the bonus signs.

Find any other great signs of your own? Toss them up on the blog or the Facebook page-- I'd love to see them.