Unleash the Bull

The bullfighters meet their match when the Chi-Town kid enters the arena in Spain. This Bull is too big, too fast and definitely too strong for them to handle. Toss the Roses--

 #MVP.
[props to KC for the find]

Mac Miller Proving Why He's 'Most Dope'

Mac Miller is set to release his new album Blue Slide Park November 8, but the kid from Pittsburgh has high hopes to release it even sooner.

In a recent interview with MTV, Miller revealed that he will be donating $50k to the Make-A-Wish Foundation if the album reaches 50,000 pre-orders. Miller added, "If my fans go hard and hit 100,000, I'll release it on the spot."

Let's hope that's the case.

With Blue Slide Park currently listed at number 5 on the iTunes 'Top Albums' slot, it would appear that the folks over at Make a Wish will not be the only one's turning a profit from Miller's marketing strategy-- now that's some 'Donald Trump sh!t.'

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Personally, I think it would be a huge let down if Mac Miller's album does not hit 50,000 orders--not so much for him, but for the charity. Initially, Miller announced that he would be releasing the album title after reaching 25,000 orders-- check. With that said, if Blue Slide Park does not reach the 50,000 mark by Nov. 8, why not surprise Make-A-Wish with a check for $25k as a "consolation prize?" Now that's much easier said than done -- especially coming from a kid on a college budget -- but dishing out $25k would still be a tremendously generous offer and would only reinforce that the kid is worthy of his title: #MostDope.

Why Teachers Drink

Whether it be the kid eating paste or the Gothic boy wearing mascara--not that there's anything wrong with that [#TheresDefinitelySomethingWrongWithThat]-- every teacher has a student that isn't all there. Here's a look at some test answers from a few apples that may have been better left on the tree:

For more great photo's that cause your professor's to sip, check out:
www.dizzy-dee.com/jokes/teachers-drink

Miami Marlins New Logo: Dope or Joke?

The Florida Marlins will hold their last home game of the 2011 season this Wednesday, ending their 18 year tender as the Florida Marlins and marking the start of the Miami Marlins era. In addition, the rumors are officially confirmed that the Marlins will be hiring former Chicago White Sox manager, Ozzie Guillen, who announced that he would be parting ways with the Sox club Monday evening.

But the franchise is changing more than it's manager and location-- it's also changed its logo. 

There has been much buzz about the new logo among Marlins fans over the past week, some like it, some don't. Either way, the image above will represent the Miami Marlins for seasons to come.

Let's take it to the public.

Leave a comment below and let me know what you think:
Is the new logo 'dope' or is it a 'joke'?

[And all of you Chicagoans, feel free to weigh on Ozzie's quick departure too]

Seth Macfarlane Needs to Stop Singing

 If you tuned into Fox last night to watch the Animation Domination premiers of The Cleveland Show, Family Guy and American Dad, you would have been disappointed to find that you had been duped into watching ninety minutes of musical cartoons—okay, I actually didn’t mind Cleveland’s Rocky montage, but I’m a sucker for any references to the Italian Stallion.

For a few seasons now, Family Guy has been going south. The flashbacks are starting to get old and almost every episode has a 3-5 minute segment in which the characters breakout into a highly choreographed show-tune. #WTF?

Yet even as Family Guy continuously failed to meet the same comedic standards, we could at least find refuge in American Dad.

Finally Seth MacFarlane had redeemed himself and given us a show that had all the humor of Family Guy, without the flashbacks or musical numbers. So to watch him take strides in the same direction with American Dad was frustrating, to say the least, and I often question if the 37 year-old billionaire is just messing with us—or maybe there’s more to it.

After watching the American Dad Musical, I began to draw connections between the two shows that I had previously overlooked.

Ever notice how both Family Guy and American Dad have a closet homosexual character that seems to co-exist with a significant, straight other? Think about it—Family Guy has Stewie/Brian and American Dad has Stan/Roger. Toss in the show-tunes and I’d say you have a hidden recipe for a writer with some internal struggles. But of course, that’s just a theory.

Even though this Sunday left Animation Domination fans with a feeling of disappointment, it pains me to admit that no matter what the merry billionaire does, we will still tune in week after week, in hope that the next episode will give us even a carat of the comedic gold that Seth Macfarlane used to mine. 

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Now I have never been one to hate on someone for pursuing a passion, and it is clear that Seth Macfarlane has both a talent and passion for expressing his voice through music. With that said, you have to think of things through the perspective of your audience. What high school or college kid is going to want to watch a cartoon with characters that constantly breakout into song? Seth, dude, if you want to sing—sing. Be the best singer you can be, but please, for everyone's sake—keep it out of your shows.  

The Next Entourage? – How to Make It in America

After 8 glorious seasons, it’s finally over. With the exception of a movie in the works, Vinny, E, Drama and Turtle have swiped that black card one last time and booked a flight out of our Sunday line-up. So the question is: what now?

I think I may have the answer.

Entering its second season, the HBO show “How to Make It in America” outlines the life of two twentysomething entrepreneurs as they try to hustle their way through the highly competitive New York City fashion industry. The main characters, Ben Epstein [Bryan Greenberg] and his right-hand man Cam Calderon, played by Victor Rasuk, use their knowledge and street-cred to work their way to the top. Hip-Hop artist Kid Cudi also has a supporting role as Domingo.

Now I know what you’re thinking—a show about fashion, really? But don’t let that scare you away. From the ex-girlfriend who becomes progressively hotter, to the ex-con cousin who appears to be going legit, this show serves up a full dose of all the New York street-swag you’ll need to feed the appetite left over from Entourage.

Vinny and the boys showed us how to live it big, but Ben and Cam will teach us ‘How to Make It’ big.

The new season kicks-off October 2, at 9:30 [central].

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Did I mention Mark Wahlberg is a co-producer? #Enjoy.

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